I was just IMing with a good geek friend of mine. This is what happens when you give paranoid geeks kids (names removed for obvious reasons).

(5:08:06 PM) Geek Friend: i'm outta here, i gotta go home, looks like the kids 
are fighting
(5:08:15 PM) Geek Friend: no adult supervision
(5:08:20 PM) Me: haha
(5:08:26 PM) Me: you watching them on camera?
(5:08:27 PM) Geek Friend: i'm so glad my parents didn't have video cameras all 
over my house when i was their age
(5:08:30 PM) Me: hahahha
(5:08:34 PM) Geek Friend: watching, listening
(5:08:39 PM) Me: and they know?
(5:08:42 PM) Geek Friend: going to go ground two of them
(5:08:44 PM) Geek Friend: yeah, they know
(5:08:47 PM) Me: wow
(5:08:56 PM) Me: and they still act up
(5:08:56 PM) Me: crazy
(5:09:04 PM) Geek Friend: kid0 was straight up punching kid1 just now
(5:09:08 PM) Geek Friend: elbowed him in the face
(5:09:17 PM) Geek Friend: tried to gouge his eyes with her fingers...
(5:09:17 PM) Me: nice
(5:09:19 PM) Geek Friend: crazy fight
(5:09:25 PM) Geek Friend: never seen them do anything like that before
(5:09:30 PM) Me: well get goin!
(5:09:33 PM) Me: before one of them dies
(5:09:38 PM) Geek Friend: i called them
(5:09:42 PM) Me: ah
(5:09:43 PM) Geek Friend: they're sitting in the corners of the room
(5:09:46 PM) Me: lol
(5:09:47 PM) Geek Friend: and can't move
(5:10:05 PM) Geek Friend: i turned on the alarm, i told them if they move, the alarm 
will go off and the police will come
(5:10:21 PM) Geek Friend: (not true though) just a really loud noise until i shut 
it off
(5:10:49 PM) Geek Friend: later